Are you completely fed up with the snow and ice storms this winter and are dreading a continued long winter with dead car batteries, snow shoveling and a house which feels more like living in a refrigerator? Well look at the bright side you can save energy on your refrigerator electricity draw by simply leaving the door open; yep, freezer too. You are not the only one tired of the snow and ice storms; imagine being a Utility Worker in a little box up on a power pole in the wind? Trying to get the power back on? Now that poor fellow has no igloo to cover him like you do. So dont worry, be happy. Easier said than done, no doubt about that with you four layers of blankets on your bed and three to four layers of clothing. And forget sex; who wants to take off their clothes for a hormonal rush when you private parts are going to freeze off. Heck they are practically freezing off with your body fully clothed. Now what you need right now is a vacation, get out of that cold weather and go somewhere sunny, somewhere fun. The truth is the cost of heating if you stay is about the same amount for a one-week vacation in Hawaii. Orlando Disney World could work too? How about Arizona, it is nice this time of year? Pitch that snow shovel and get out of dodge before you freeze off your tushy buns. Think on it. |
