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Too Many Lawyers in America; Lance Rants

 

There are too many lawyers in America and they are everywhere. 500,000 more graduating from Law School this year; in fact there are more lawyers graduating from Law School on their way to sue good honest Americans on their way to their first million than the total number of homeless folks in the United States. Shouldnt it be the other way around? Shouldnt we help the homeless and give them a skill and education and send the Lawyers begging on the street?

Now we see our own government taken over by lawyers, look how many lawyers there are in the Senate and halls of Congress? I think there ought to be one law on the books. That is if Congress makes a law they have to remove ten others. You see we have 45 stories of OSHA law if you stack those pages on top of one another. Then people wonder why American Companies are off shoring Jobs? Dah. Then the trial lawyers, yes like John Edwards go around stealing from the efficiencies of America.

My hero is Vice President Cheney for his excellent shooting abilities. I rejoiced that day. "Good Shot Sir!"

Now let's march the bureaucrats and lawyers up to the 45 story and push them off their own rhetoric and stifling of America. Indeed, it maybe a bloody mess, but when else would a lawyer sacrificed himself for our nation like our noble ancestry? They have scraped the cream long enough, they need to do what is right and sacrifice themselves for our Nation. It is the right thing to do, we must ask them to honor us all and to do the right thing. It is only just. Consider this rant in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

 
 
 

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