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UN Draft Says - Close Gitmo

 

Okay Dokey very well your wish is our command. And I know what you are saying; Lance, you are nuts those folks being held at Gitmo are International Terrorists who want to kill innocent Americans, we cannot just let them go, can we? Well I believe we if the UN wants us to close Gitmo, then we should indeed close it. Here is my plan.

We wait until the next Category IV or higher Hurricane is well underway and headed towards Cuba. Next we get them 40 wooden boats, which hold 10 men each. Then as the storm approaches and there it is on its way in about 10 hours, we let them go by sea in those little boats and say; Well you are free to leave, may Allaah be with you my friends! Then we simply allow them to go free, simple really, so thats the plan.

This may sound cruel and unusual although everyone knows that freedom has its price and if they are really with Allaah then he will protect them from the little storm and they should be fine as they make their way rowing across the Atlantic to get home at last. Some may say well; I have a sick sense of humor, but do you see me laughing? In fact I am completely serious. If these folks do not like the food at Gitmo, perhaps they would like to eat Sushi as they row across the Atlantic. Consider this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

 
 
 

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